
He also claims that he only saved Seras from death because she has "nice tits". Another example is shown during his conversation with Luke Valentine in episode 2, where he states the latter was "sucking dick" and "trying to impress like I'm alcoholic father." Also, unlike the original Alucard, this version often disrespects Sir Integra and disobeys her orders constantly, even calling her names such as "bitch" and "skank" on several occasions, going to Brazil when specifically told not to and even going far as to tip all of the paintings in the hallway sideways simply to annoy her. For example, before he killed Edward in Episode One, he said, "A real fucking vampire," after Edward asked, "Who is it?". This depiction of Alucard is as cocky and egotistical as his original counterpart, but unlike the original, he is very much a manchild, being random, sarcastic, rude, rebellious and perverted, often disrespecting or mocking his enemies in a very vulgar fashion. Suffice it to say that Alucard's early life has been incredibly storied and exciting, in addition to gruesome and horrid and also utterly ridiculous and silly. In the following centuries, he eventually stopped killing people himself and began hanging around battlefields, allowing others to do the work for him as he chowed down upon hundreds of thousands of souls until he'd consumed somewhere north of two million in the modern age, amplifying his demonic powers to terrifying levels.ĭuring these centuries he was brought to his knees by Doctor Abraham Van Hellsing, consigned to serving his family, accidentally shot Archduke Ferdinand and started World War I, fought in Operation: Kraut Control alongside Walter Dornez in a female form, was locked in the dungeon by Sir Arthur Hellsing, freed by Integra during her near-assassination by her uncle, and crashed Arthur Hellsing's car into the first British Dairy Queen after trying to paint the car red with goat blood. Bereft of allies, Vlad cut a deal with Lucifer when (allegedly) forsaken by God, and in his desperation drank human blood, abandoning his humanity in exchange for power and the unlife eternal, becoming the first vampire, rechristening himself Count Dracula.Īt some point he murdered his father, which he remembers fondly and notes as being the first favorite thing he'd ever killed (giving the strong implication it was his father who sold him into slavery to the Ottoman Empire).


However, as an adult, he took his vengeance upon the Ottoman Empire, decimating them until his bloodlust and sadism caused his men to abandon him during a final siege. Originally born as Vlad Dracul Tepes of Wallachia, the man who would become known as TheCrimsonFuckr spent his childhood being raped by the sultan of the Turks, groomed to become an instrument of war by his superiors.
